2023 El Bandito 'I Wish I Was A Ninja' Pet Nat, Testalonga- Swartland

The 2023 El Bandito ‘I Wish I Was A Ninja’ Pet Nat from Testalonga is a quirky and delightful sparkling wine that’s as unique as its name suggests. Hailing from the Western Cape of South Africa, this Pet Nat (Pétillant Naturel) is crafted by Craig and Carla Hawkins at their Testalonga winery, a small but highly regarded estate known for its innovative, low-intervention

winemaking. The vineyard is located in the Swartland region, famous for its old vines.
‘I Wish I Was A Ninja’ is made using organic and biodynamic practices, with minimal intervention—no added sulphur, no filtration, just pure, unadulterated grape goodness. It’s natural fermentation process creates a wine that’s beautifully cloudy and alive with bubbles. The nose is bright and expressive, with notes of crisp green apple, lemon zest, and a touch of wildflowers. The palate is lively and effervescent, with a burst of citrus, stone fruit, and a hint of yeastiness from its natural fermentation, making it a refreshingly zesty, slightly funky wine with a dry finish.

This wine is an absolute treat for adventurous food pairings. Try it with fresh oysters, sushi, or tempura—its crisp acidity and light body make it a perfect match for seafood. It’s also great with lightly spiced dishes, such as Thai or Indian cuisine, or even a fresh goat’s cheese salad.